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Elon’s Coming
Y'all ready for this? “Elon’s Coming” is here—Bob Rivers’ last parody before his unfortunate passing, and it’s everything you’d expect from Bob & co. We take aim at the billionaire who’s always trending, turning “Eli’s Coming” (by Laura Nyro, made famous by Three Dog Night) into a fun,...





