Joe passed the bartender test; More old people getting scooters; Speedometers in cars going to 200 MPH; Guy shot a deer outside Walmart; Adults text and drive more often than teens
Elon’s Coming
Y'all ready for this? “Elon’s Coming” is here—Bob Rivers’ last parody before his unfortunate passing, and it’s everything you’d expect from Bob & co. We take aim at the billionaire who’s always trending, turning “Eli’s Coming” (by Laura Nyro, made famous by Three Dog Night) into a fun,...





