Selections from Tchaikovsky’s “The Nutcracker” set to lyrics describing the intergluteal cleft
“Thong” (March of the Toy Soldiers)
“Dance of the Repairman’s Belt” (Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy)
“Fix Those Wedgies” (Russian Dance; lead vocals by Richard Simmons in his second appearance)
“Please Just Say No to Crack” (Waltz of the Flowers)